As a public service to my loyal readership (both of you) ;-), I offer the following NHL Viewing and Rooting Guide for tonight, since your CBJ are not in action.
Please utilize all means necessary (beads, voodoo dolls, simple prayer, etc.) to root tonight for the following results:
Phoenix over Dallas
Calgary over Anaheim
Colorado over Minnesota
Montreal over Edmonton
This ends today's public service announcement. Thank you for your cooperation.